done reading (or marking as read) 2001 “Merry Christmas” blogposts.
overheard in a store on Christmas eve:
cashier: “Happy Holidays”
angry idiot: “This is a Christian holiday, say Merry Christmas”
cashier: “I don’t want to offend anyone sir, but have a good one anyways.”
ai: “You WILL say Merry Christmas to me or I will raise hell and have you fired”
cashier: “Happy Holidays jackass”